I would like to add a very important one.

51. Ladies, if you are sucking a guys dick SUCK IT! Dont run your lips up and down it like a candy cane, or put it in your mouth just to get it moist, suck that thang like your siphoning the gas from a 747!

I have been meeting way to many women lately who dont know the first thing about giving head. Maybe I need to find some women my age???? Nahhhhhhhhh