Do how know how many porn magazine subscriptions, viagra samples, and other shit I get in the mail. I guess not. Damn, I probably used to get Viagra samples when I was 13! Hell, even if I didnt, I could get it from my dad.

This is the last time I'll say this. You can believe me or not. Yes, we did give this kid viagra on his sandwich. He didn't die, he didn't need to get a shot or anything, he just got a boner. For the rest of the day.