29. I guess that it is semen? Yes
28. Is it black and white? No
27. Would you use it in the dark? Yes
26. Does it keep your head from getting wet? No
25. Can it fit in an envelope? Yes
24. Can it be used for recreation? Yes
23. Does it live above ground? Yes
Can you bend it without breaking it? Unknown
22. Is it used in a kitchen? No
21. Could you send it in the mail? Yes
20. I guess that it is a cigarette? No
19. I guess that it is a diet coke (beverage)? No
18. Do you use it at night? Yes
17. Does it get really hot? No
16. Can it be placed on your head? Yes
15. Would you use it daily? Yes
14. Can it be used more than once? No
13. Does it come in different colors? No
12. Can you put something into it? No
11. Can it be washed? No
10. Is it hard? No
9. Does it play music? No
8. Is it smooth? Yes
7. Can you switch it on and off? No
6. Is it involved in movies? Yes
5. Can it make a sound? Sometimes
4. Is it made of multiple parts? Yes
3. Do you love it? Yes
2. Can you buy it at a store? Yes
1. Is it symmetrical? No
Is it classified as? Unknown

These questions were for sperm, but I guess semen is close enough...