I need to be evil to a few people that have screwed me over, so I need several things, and lessons on how to do these.

Somthing that will log people's IP on AIM
Somthing that will allow me to put files on the user's computer without them knowing it.
Somthing that will allow me to format people's harddrives (for the especialy evil)
And some lessons.

Get me these, and give me lessons on how to do them. And ill send ya some money via paypal. Like $15 or $20, somthing like that.

Unless you just want to be kind and teach me for free