Ive been able to control 3 of my dreams, each time i banged the hell out of as many chicks as i could -.-

Other than that, my firend had 2 freaky dreams he told me about (i never haver dreams any more).

1) He walked outside, saw a whale in his pool, than the whale started singing and dancing. Than it dove back and after 2 seconds jumped out, and than he saw a space ship. He asid the whale grabbed the space ship, than smoked it like a cigar.. (hes a pot head)

2) He dreamed, he woke up on a beach, than heard a voice outside, than ran outside, and it was macho man randy savage. And they took off their clothes, and ran down the beach, naked. I hope you all have lost something vital to your intellegence, while reading this.