The real Jason H., the one called ME officialy kills off Darth Phatass and the gayfuck chicken and goes ostal: on all the no life forum leeches. He then goes home for good, retiring from the story. Ted Nugent then becomes sick after eating the chicken, and as in the movie Alien a shadowy unknown figure leaps from his bowels....

Mmm...butt-rubbin....Wait....wtf am I doing? God I am useless.