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Third Eye

The Technology behind the eye has always made obvious that it was a direct route to the brain, but due to the limits of the eye, this route is one way. Well now with our latest technology and innovations, we have created the third eye. This eye is implaned above your nasal cavities and is a two way link with your brain, with it you can download memories and adventures that never really happend, but are so real to you as if beyond dreaming, you can also upload past memories and past lifetimes to show friends and family. With this technology you can even share your fondest meemories, or relive your fondest moments. Third eye is the perfect Upgrade to any lifestyle.

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