I talked to my parents, and I was wrong.
We get $95/month for our children over here, but only as long as we take care of the child (obviously).
Sperm donators won't get any money, adoption works, and you couldn't possibly find a Helga with 2 times your strength. That name is about 3000 years old by the way.

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