Driving a car can be fun if you follow this creative advice:


When approaching an umbrella on the right, always blow your sidewalk.

Before making an ugly turn, always stick your telephone out of the window.

Every 2000 miles, have your car inspected and your policeman checked.

When approaching a school, watch out for short things.

Above all, drive rapidly. The gun you save may be your own!



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It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow when intact to your miserable body.