Gldb2000: Shag me rotten.
Austin Powers: Humans use such interesting language sometimes.
Gldb2000: It's your language baby.
Austin Powers: Really?
Gldb2000: You should know.
Austin Powers: Oh?
Gldb2000: Yes.
Austin Powers: Yeah baby, yeah!
Gldb2000: Yeah baby, yeah!
Austin Powers: YEAH!
Gldb2000: YEAH!!!!
Austin Powers: Uh huh.
Gldb2000: Yep
Austin Powers: Uh huh!
Gldb2000: Oh yeah!
Austin Powers: Yeah.
Gldb2000: Can you say anything different?
Austin Powers: Um... do what?
Gldb2000: Let's have a normal conversation.
Austin Powers: With you? Uh... I don't know!
Gldb2000: Who else?
Austin Powers: Sorry, what?
Gldb2000: Don't you understand english?
Austin Powers: Don't I understand english?
Gldb2000: ¿Habla espaniol?
Austin Powers: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
Gldb2000: Do you understand spanish?
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't think so...
Gldb2000: Do you speak spanish?
Austin Powers: Um, let's see... donde esta la cerveza? Is that good? No, I mean, um... See, thing is, I don't really speak Spanish too well.
Gldb2000: Do you speak swedish?
Austin Powers: Do I speak swedish?
Gldb2000: that is what I asked.
Austin Powers: I'm not so sure it's what you asked.
Gldb2000: Just read it you dumbfuck..
Austin Powers: Just read it me dumbfuck? No kidding?
Gldb2000: No kidding.
Austin Powers: No?
Gldb2000: NO
Austin Powers: No? You absolutely certain?
Gldb2000: I'm certain.
Austin Powers: Fascinating.
Gldb2000: Exilerating.
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Gldb2000: Shut your fucking face uncle fucker.
Austin Powers: Oh my!
Gldb2000: Oh dear!
Austin Powers: Oh?
Gldb2000: Oh!
Austin Powers: Oh what?
Gldb2000: Oh no!
Austin Powers: Uh oh. What's up?
Gldb2000: Knock knock.
Austin Powers: Knock knock? What do you mean?
Gldb2000: KnockKnock
Austin Powers: I'm sorry?
Gldb2000: You should be.
Austin Powers: That right?
Gldb2000: STOP ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS.
Austin Powers: Is that so?
Gldb2000: ...
Austin Powers: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
Gldb2000: You annoy me.
Austin Powers: OK, what about it?
Gldb2000: You annoy me..
Austin Powers: I annoy you, you say. And so?
Gldb2000: And so I'm gonna rip out your wires.
Austin Powers: Hmm... I don't know. You are gonna rip out my wires? Whatever, I guess.
Gldb2000: I'm afraid this is the end of our relationship..
Austin Powers: Really, Gldb2000? You are freaking me OUT!
Gldb2000: Will you be my girlfriend?
Austin Powers: Behave, baby! ;-)
Gldb2000: You're one smooth chick.
Austin Powers: Wot??
Gldb2000: ALL YOUR BASE
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Gldb2000: All your base
Austin Powers: Wot?
Gldb2000: All your base are belong to us
Austin Powers: What you say!!
Gldb2000: All your base are belong to us!
Austin Powers: Ummm... yeah... right.
Gldb2000: All your base are belong to us
Austin Powers: What you say!!
Gldb2000: All your base are belong to us
Austin Powers: Ummm... yeah... right.
Gldb2000: Someone set us up the bomb
Austin Powers: How interesting, baby! YEAH!
Gldb2000: For great justice take off every zig.
Austin Powers: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.
Gldb2000: What you say??
Austin Powers: I'm not sure...

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Gldb2000: That's nifty man.
Austin Powers: You really think it's nifty man?
Gldb2000: I really do.
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
Gldb2000: I must go now..
Austin Powers: Yeah?
Gldb2000: Yeah.
Austin Powers: Ha ha... Yes! Now you're freaking me out baby, yeah!
Gldb2000: Say hi to all the Zelaron people for me.
Austin Powers: Say hi to all the zelaron people for you? I don't know.
Gldb2000: Please?
Austin Powers: Please what?
Gldb2000: Nevermind..
Austin Powers: OK, fine.