What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand banana marketing you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Eskimos Mafia made up of Eskimos with help from Eskimos Scientists.

The conspiracy first started during The Great Banana Crisis in Antarctica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Massive Disappearance of Bananas.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by eating bananas.

They want to stab with a banana POB (Protector of Bananas) and imprison resisters on the Moon using rockets.
In order to prepare for this, we all must climb a tree. Since the media is controlled by Bill Clinton we should get our information from hobos.