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Forum: The Lounge 2009-10-06, 08:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,145
Posted By Dr.Faust
Is that truely a goal worth reaching? You are a...

Is that truely a goal worth reaching? You are a strange, strange, creature.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-10-06, 07:49 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,579
Posted By Dr.Faust
"Is that a new tie?" "Why, yes, it is." "It's...

"Is that a new tie?"
"Why, yes, it is."
"It's very nice, the red really brings out your eyes."
"Are you coming onto me...?"
"Are you gonna let me?"

Needless to say, I do like my tie.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-10-06, 07:47 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 10,741
Posted By Dr.Faust
People with this mentality usually end up...

People with this mentality usually end up becoming cult leaders, or McDonalds workers.
Forum: Life Discussion 2009-10-06, 07:46 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,528
Posted By Dr.Faust
Death? I've come close to death. He's much more...

Death? I've come close to death.
He's much more patient than you would think. Having some coffee, we discussed taxes, and he eventually left without taking me. Nice guy, really.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-10-06, 07:44 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,004
Posted By Dr.Faust
God? I have come in contract with him. He has...

God?
I have come in contract with him. He has nice breath. He also told me the secret to making pink milk into an anti-venom.
Forum: Member Introductions 2009-10-06, 07:42 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,109
Posted By Dr.Faust
That's correct... The only thing that should be...

That's correct... The only thing that should be taken that way is the Red one, which I assure you, you DON'T need. Yet.

Edit:
On a sidenote.
How's it look? Sort of cheesy, but that's what I was...
Forum: Member Introductions 2009-10-02, 06:33 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,109
Posted By Dr.Faust
Thank you. Come again if you feel anything wrong...

Thank you. Come again if you feel anything wrong going on. Just remember the blue one comes BEFORE the white one, and the white one is to be swallowed with liquid, not chewed.
Forum: Member Introductions 2009-10-02, 06:31 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,488
Posted By Dr.Faust
Why thank you. I will make note of this.

Why thank you. I will make note of this.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-10-02, 06:30 AM
Replies: 718
Views: 205,406
Posted By Dr.Faust
Some people make lemons with lemonaid. I just...

Some people make lemons with lemonaid. I just inject the lemon with a tranquilizer and shove it down the other persons throat.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-09-29, 08:12 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 8,682
Posted By Dr.Faust
I have only begun posting here, thus a sudden...

I have only begun posting here, thus a sudden stop will probably mean I have left the website for some time.
Though, I will likely return in the future.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-09-29, 08:06 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 8,507
Posted By Dr.Faust
Though you may claim not to be a pedophile, you...

Though you may claim not to be a pedophile, you seem to have an unusual obsession with little girls, or in some cases being a girl (and somehow you claim to not be gay).
The only full way to know...
Forum: General Discussion 2009-09-29, 08:01 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,860
Posted By Dr.Faust
I run laps, given the time, when not in study or...

I run laps, given the time, when not in study or doing something of other bussiness.
Today, I walked up an unusually large number of stairs, if that counts.
Forum: Member Introductions 2009-09-29, 07:58 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,109
Posted By Dr.Faust
No, I cannot prescibe them. I am a different kind...

No, I cannot prescibe them. I am a different kind of doctor....

And no, I will not go by the name Susie. John or "Henry" will do fine, if you must call me by a regular name.
Forum: The Lounge 2009-09-28, 08:19 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,054
Posted By Dr.Faust
The answer is simple: Why the hell are you...

The answer is simple:
Why the hell are you thorwing rocks at it? Just use your f*cking hands.
Forum: Member Introductions 2009-09-28, 08:01 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 10,109
Posted By Dr.Faust
Open your mouth and say "fail".

Hello, people of Zelaron. Nice to meet you, I'm Dr.Faust. You may call me "Faust" "The Doctor" or whatever else your silly little minds can pull.
Nice to meet you. I hope to have a wonderful...
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