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Forum: The Lounge 2011-07-26, 09:08 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 3,464
Posted By Mutant Couch
I love when the bots make jokes about being bots...

I love when the bots make jokes about being bots to throw you off of their metallic scent.



I feel so naive. I wasn't even aware of Terminator role playing even being a thing. I need to find...
Forum: The Lounge 2011-07-26, 09:04 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,801
Posted By Mutant Couch
Probably. I'll miss the status updates from my...

Probably. I'll miss the status updates from my mother regarding Jell-o shots and hot chicks.
Forum: The Lounge 2011-01-25, 05:34 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,359
Posted By Mutant Couch
I guess, if you limit to adults only. Kids bite....

I guess, if you limit to adults only. Kids bite. They bite for no reason. I don't know why someone would want to give them a reason. That's not to say adults won't bite, but they might be a little...
Forum: General Gaming 2011-01-25, 05:27 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,961
Posted By Mutant Couch
The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, that...

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, that game was all kinds of genius. I wasn't really allowed to play video games as a kid. My uncles ruined it for me by constantly playing them when they were...
Forum: The Lounge 2011-01-24, 03:24 PM
Replies: 718
Views: 201,349
Posted By Mutant Couch
It depends on how liberal your views are on...

It depends on how liberal your views are on sedatives mixed with coital. Your best bet is just to go at it separately, film both encounters, and then edit them together.

Finally found a way to...
Forum: The Lounge 2011-01-24, 02:12 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,952
Posted By Mutant Couch
It's a good cause. He could have been a bit more...

It's a good cause. He could have been a bit more subtle on the child porn and racism accusations though.
Forum: The Lounge 2011-01-22, 10:18 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,522
Posted By Mutant Couch
I genuinely thought you resided on an all male...

I genuinely thought you resided on an all male island where the inhabitants didn't age past 14. I'm pretty stunned.


As for the original question, it's pretty common around my area to accept...
Forum: The Lounge 2011-01-22, 10:14 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,952
Posted By Mutant Couch
"And I figured that if you wanted a child, you...

"And I figured that if you wanted a child, you would like them flyless."

That is a great point. I don't really think many people outside of the frog-human hybrids would be too into a fly swarmed...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-10-01, 04:08 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,499
Posted By Mutant Couch
Ball it up and toss it on the shelf.

Ball it up and toss it on the shelf.
Forum: The Lounge 2010-10-01, 04:02 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 2,204
Posted By Mutant Couch
Everyone else pictured John Cleese and Eric Idle...

Everyone else pictured John Cleese and Eric Idle too, right?
Forum: General Gaming 2010-08-27, 08:53 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 4,400
Posted By Mutant Couch
I suck so hard at racing games. It seems like no...

I suck so hard at racing games. It seems like no matter how much time I put towards one I cannot grasp how to control the vehicle.

I can't believe sports got so many votes with how much fun the...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-08-27, 08:41 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 9,272
Posted By Mutant Couch
While I do feel bad for you, I'm pretty...

While I do feel bad for you, I'm pretty jealous.That is a brilliant story. I would totally rather being able to tell that for years to come than a spouse.
Forum: The Lounge 2010-07-24, 10:24 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 9,272
Posted By Mutant Couch
I would love to watch her apply mascara.

I would love to watch her apply mascara.
Forum: The Lounge 2010-07-23, 07:25 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,239
Posted By Mutant Couch
Definitely. Frank would be second for me.

Definitely. Frank would be second for me.
Forum: The Lounge 2010-07-23, 07:24 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 9,272
Posted By Mutant Couch
A hefty harpoon and perhaps something to hoist...

A hefty harpoon and perhaps something to hoist her should do. Unless you're into necrophilia then I suppose hitting her with a truck first would be alright.
Forum: The Lounge 2010-05-26, 09:22 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,960
Posted By Mutant Couch
Yet you wouldn't have if it wasn't accepted as...

Yet you wouldn't have if it wasn't accepted as fact by many Christians. It certainly didn't stem from science.
Forum: Life Discussion 2010-05-26, 03:05 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 3,372
Posted By Mutant Couch
I'll never understand how they all seem to run...

I'll never understand how they all seem to run out of hair dye and only have enough for a patch or two. Also, he would be less depressed if he learned to match that patch with his eye makeup.

...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-05-26, 02:57 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,960
Posted By Mutant Couch
No, indeed, they're really not. Men and women...

No, indeed, they're really not. Men and women have the same number of ribs. Just check out an anatomy book or x-rays. I have absolutely no clue how in this day and age such a simple to disprove myth...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-02-10, 10:50 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,497
Posted By Mutant Couch
I don't mind the cold at all and at least with...

I don't mind the cold at all and at least with the ice I can place the blame on it when I fall on my ass.




You can't mention that to Floridians they freak out. 50 is bundling up weather in...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-02-02, 09:09 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,955
Posted By Mutant Couch
In that case, you've been peeking through the...

In that case, you've been peeking through the wrong window. Mornings are much more efficient.
Forum: The Lounge 2010-02-01, 09:32 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,955
Posted By Mutant Couch
Okay, why is the guy in mourning?

Okay, why is the guy in mourning?
Forum: The Lounge 2010-01-27, 11:35 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 12,602
Posted By Mutant Couch
http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z123/jms35164/4...

http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z123/jms35164/48061732190.jpg?
Forum: The Lounge 2010-01-27, 11:06 AM
Replies: 137
Views: 12,602
Posted By Mutant Couch
Absolutely. Which is why I don't understand how...

Absolutely. Which is why I don't understand how Dennis Kucinich wasn't more over. He even looks amusing.

I'd love to see the Independent party have a chance, but it's way too much change and...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-01-27, 10:27 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 7,865
Posted By Mutant Couch
http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/upload...

http://media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/879.jpg

That's so embarrassing. Why wouldn't anyone tell her that just because he's Captain Marvel it doesn't automatically make Shazam...
Forum: The Lounge 2010-01-27, 10:20 AM
Replies: 192
Views: 19,021
Posted By Mutant Couch
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Machine Head
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