College Stress
 

It's been two days and it's already gotten to me. I couldn't sleep the day before my first, and I got a total of 1 hour yesterday. 7 cups of coffee total, a trip to the police department, switching out of a bitches reading class.
Me and my girlfriend ended up getting into an argument, even though the only reason I ever considered college was for her future. I ended up getting a sore throat today, and the pain goes all the way up my neck, through the right side of my head, and into my ear lobe. Every little noise or swallow sets it off, and I STILL can't sleep. Not a wink. It's amazing how number can enhance my ability to make four pictures come together as one. I tried masterbation a few times, and even my girlfriend couldn't help that part. Now I'm having a hard time keeping a straight thought and holding my body up is getting increasingly harder.

How retarded

I don't need college. I have all the money I need to live a fine life. A minimum wage job would be enough to keep the flow smooth.
However, children and a wife are pretty expensive, right? A minimum wage would only assist for me, but eventually the money would drain out.

Let her take care of her own fucking future. Aren't you anti-wellfare? You realize that doing things you don't otherwise need to do in an effort to support someone else is essentially wellfare, right?

I
was so sweaty last night I woke up dry. Water felt like fire, when I put a wet rag on me, and it hurt to even get near water. Kind of ironic, when you consider water gives life, but it hurts now.

This.

Either way, this thread isn't about her.

I had the most amazing sleep and I found the perfect method for sleep. I make my feet and arms warm, while the AC is on my face. That way it cools down my head and nothing else. It's worked twice so farm, and I can finally make sense of things.
Also, I've learned how to sleep and listen to lectures at the same time. Lucky for me, it's mostly lectures that I need to show up for. History, Sociology, two two-hour Algebra classes (yikes) and a Reading class.

next semester, I'm doing Biology and Theater if I can.

Fuck that shit. What does she do for you in return? In the end she's gonna end up having a really good job, and decides she'd rather be fucking the guy driving the silver Porsche. Coincidentally, that guy is her Boss and ends up giving her a raise in Salary. By that time you're still wondering why she's not returning your voicemails.

>Make thread about college
>Briefly mention girlfriend
>All the pot heads reply saying she doesn't love me
>All forever alones, who can't keep a girl if God gave them the power to do so
You're right, Kaos. I should just keep thinking positive. Thanks for the advice. Good luck with the whole legalizing Crystal Meth deal.