Humorous chat log
 

Some spambot/e-whore/something messaged me on AIM, this is the result.

thickathunda225: hi
Grobbley: what are you
thickathunda225: i hope you want to chat with a horny girl today... ;-)
Grobbley: explain yourself
thickathunda225: i am a little busy right now, just got a new laptop trying to set my cam up..
Grobbley: you sound like a creeper
Grobbley: why are you messaging me?
thickathunda225: i have a fetish for being on camera ;)
Grobbley: definitely a creeper
thickathunda225: you can watch my webcam but you're not a kid right??
Grobbley: how did you aquire my username?
thickathunda225: Jenny
Grobbley: jenny craig?
thickathunda225: k ..well im gonna show you ..k?
Grobbley: why
Grobbley: I have no interest in looking at you creeper
Grobbley: I don't know you
thickathunda225: *link redacted* go there and my video will load, just click accept invite, its 100% free to join since I'm a premium member, you only need a credit card to verify that you are over 18 ;p
Grobbley: YEAHOK
Grobbley: ILL GET RIGHT ON IT
Grobbley: DO YOU WANT MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
Grobbley: I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU
thickathunda225: if you cum watch me i'll do whatever you want me to do... fill out your info, its free :) k?
Grobbley: OK JENNY CRAIG
thickathunda225: i use this site to play on cause i don't want to be recorded!...this site doesn't allow people to record my cam!
Grobbley: It's still possible by rapid screencapping
Grobbley: You should become a nun
thickathunda225: credit card is just to verify your age I had to verify mine also ;-), u get in for free thru my cam session invite since I'm a premium member, but u need to verify babe just accept my invite
Grobbley: pass
thickathunda225: let me know if you need any help logging in..i'm gonna slip into something nice for you..k? ;)
Grobbley: Are you a robot?
Grobbley: I have a machine fetish
Grobbley: I only like girls that are made of metal and plastic
thickathunda225: ok.. i'm not a machine.. R u? lol what are we playing terminator roles?? lol
thickathunda225: im the girl in the main video that loads
Grobbley: prove it
Grobbley: i need your social security number
Grobbley: background check
thickathunda225: k
Grobbley: I work with ICE so I can have you checked out pretty easily
Grobbley: so yeah, I'll just need some info
thickathunda225: are u in babe??
Grobbley: dont insult me like that
Grobbley: we're through
Grobbley: I don't love you anymore
Grobbley: I want my stuff back
thickathunda225: k
*20 minutes pass*
Grobbley: hey you there
Grobbley: i wanna get back together

It's been about 20 minutes since, and no response :(

That filthy bitch!

Lols

Made good money e-whoring people like that. That one seemed like a bot.

Yeah that's what got me started on the robot thing.

lawlness

lulz:grin:

I love when the bots make jokes about being bots to throw you off of their metallic scent.

I feel so naive. I wasn't even aware of Terminator role playing even being a thing. I need to find videos.

So...did she take you back?

Don't keep me in suspense here.

She has messaged me a few times since, but she's pretty boring

As bots are wont to be.

o.o
I'm a bot. Now nobody will think I'm a bot.
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>_>
Beep.

The truth comea out. B&

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