Why don't ants die in the microwave?
I'm ripping this from: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=108430
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Thank you for allowing me to research your question. To understand the reason why an ant survives in a microwave oven is to understand the way a microwave oven works. A microwave oven emits a form of energy called ‘standing waves”. That is to say that evenly spaced, stationary waves of energy bombard the turntable (or plate) in a vertical fashion so that only specific areas of the turntable are struck by the waves. Everything inside the microwave is not necessarily exposed to the waves, especially when the turntable is motionless. This is why you notice that certain portions of your food are well heated while others remain cold whenever the turntable is not moving. The sole purpose of the moving turntable is to ensure that all areas of the food pass through the stationary ‘standing waves”. Increasing the intensity of the microwave oven doesn’t turn up the heat, it activates more ‘standing waves” in a given area of space. The physical size of an object has little to do with its susceptibility to microwave generated heat. In fact, chemists use microwave technology to heat sub-micron particles. The ant’s size only comes into play because he is able to navigate between the ‘standing waves’ by sensing the areas where there is high volume heat and low volume heat. You can visualize the patterns of low heat v. high heat by filling a paper plate with marshmallows and putting them in the oven with the turntable turned off. After a few seconds you will see a pattern of melt or blistering on the marshmallows that are exposed while the others seem unaffected. Additionally, the intensity of the waves is greater in some areas than in others. You can see this by putting a pat of butter on the surface of the turntable and another on the bottom of an overturned paper cup. The one on the cup will melt long before the one on the turntable, because the wave intensity is lower near the bottom and sides of the oven than it is at various points elevated just above the turntable (where food heaped on a is plate usually located). A single ant, or even a few ants, can simply walk around between the waves of energy, making their way from one safe area to the next, and avoid getting nuked. If, on the other hand, you put a thousand ants in your microwave and agitate them so that they are running around in a panic, you will, without a doubt, see many of them turned to toast. I hope this provides an answer to your question. I look forward to working with you again in the near future. |
That's actually very interesting. Ants are SUPERPERCETIVE BEINGS THAT WE MUST BOW TO.
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Veddy interesting.
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Cockroaches can take tons of radiation and shit. These guys can sense the energy coming, so it's more about perception and agility than brute undying will! :P
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Reading this and the mentioning of cockroaches reminds me of the giant/fire/soldier ants and radcoaches in fallout 3..
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Let's harness some ant stem cells and morph into super-human, radiation withstanding beigns.
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Just so you guys know, this was a joke.
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That's some good trolling above, but it would have been better and more believable if they had actually said "Radio Waves." Then could have lied about how radio waves work. Let's be honest, how many people don't know microwaves use radio waves? Since it can, for poorly configured houses anyways, cause issues with almost any wireless appliances, including wireless adapters. Really, depending on the radio waves hertz of the microwave and other appliances. I digressed, the troll was still admirable though.
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Troll post you mean. These are becoming incredibly frequent nowadays. And everyone in that discussion who actually listened to the troll fed it, poor souls. On the topic of trolls, unless they're done well like the one above, they're just getting to be another annoying part of the interwebs. |
You should check this out then http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co..._guys_i_think/
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:hanged: I'm almost completely speechless about that thread. I didn't read very much of it because it was so ridiculous sounding. |
I don't get it.
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