Best Panic Attack
 

I just had the best panic attack I've ever experienced. It was absolutely awesome, my entire body was tingling like its Christmas morning, including my eyes and my face, I was hyper excited, laughing, chest thumping, using new words, my tongue would just continue to function, I was extremely lighthearted and it lasted forever. I tried to wait it out like I always do but it just never stopped, only got better. I called my dad laughing and freaking out, because I felt as though I was going to loose all sadness at any minute or die or something and asked him whether I should go to Disney World or not. I didn't have any klonopin here to help me either.

Honestly his calm voice of telling me to go to Disney World and that everything was going to be incredible cheered me up. I don't know why, but it just did. He kept asking hilarious questions and at one point I screamed into the phone JUST TELL ME WHETHER OR NOT TO GO TO DISNEY WORLD!! It took about 10 minutes but I did. This panic attack lasted about 20 minutes, and my body is still tingling.

God it felt exhilarating, I haven't laughed in years and all of a sudden I was almost guffawing. I can't take abdominal pain AT ALL, I have no fucking idea what to do when I experience it and it has been the cause of 3 out of the 4 times I have been admitted to theme parks.

Man, I wish that is how I felt when I heard I had appendicitis and had to get my appendix out. I started shaking all over and crying like a big ass baby. Man was I scared. And that was my first time EVER in a hospital. I had never needed to go for anything before that and what is my first time. To get fucking surgery!!!! God! Why me?!??!!? and then I realized if they didn't do it I would die and I calmed down a bit and started craving pizza till Wednesday when they let me have it. The Anti-bionics made it taste like shit though.... :(

I lol'ed.

mad libbing at its bestest.

I also lol'ed. +rep



::EDIT:: Well, when I can atleast.

i also lol'd +rep

wait, and I got banned for taking a shot while this thread is an entire mocking of him. hmph?

You just suck, D3v.

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