Should we have some fun?
Who here has ever messed around with My IP Relay? I've been having some fun today calling the superintendent of my old high school telling him about my homosexual son Drew Peacock.
Anyway, what it is, is a service for deaf people. If you want to talk to somebody, the operator dials the number you choose and then you type what you want to say, the operator says what you typed to the person on the other line, and then when the person responds, the operator types to you what he said. It's completely free and is excellent for mischievous purposes. I personally am using the IP Relay on aim, all you have to do is Message "My IP Relay" and type "Call xxx-xxx-xxx" and they call. What are some good numbers to call? Post your convos! Here's the one I'm doing next: Suicide & Crisis * 800 SUICIDE (800 784 2433) National Hope Line Network 24 hours a day, 7 days a week |
Alright I called the suicide hotline, not as entertaining as I had hoped, but it was fun..
ChicNStu012: Call 800 784 2433 My IP Relay: Please hold for the next available operator. My IP Relay: IP RELAY RO80083F My IP Relay: PLS HD DIALING My IP Relay: 800 784 2433 My IP Relay: RING 1 My IP Relay: (RECORDING) My IP Relay: you have reached the national suicide prevention lifeline (message in different language) (recording to relay) ChicNStu012: ? My IP Relay: if My IP Relay: you're in emotional distress My IP Relay: or suicidal crisis or are concerned about someone My IP Relay: who might be the lifeline is here to help. My IP Relay: if you're a us military veteran or if My IP Relay: you're calling about a veteran please press My IP Relay: 1 My IP Relay: now otherwise My IP Relay: please hold on while we My IP Relay: route your call to the nearest crisis My IP Relay: center in our network (on hold) ChicNStu012: ok My IP Relay: (on hold) (silence) please hold ChicNStu012: k My IP Relay: while we connect your call (on hold) RING 1 My IP Relay: 2 My IP Relay: 3 My IP Relay: (on hold) (music playing) My IP Relay: the have reached My IP Relay: the boys My IP Relay: town national hotline your call may My IP Relay: be monitored or recorded please stay on the My IP Relay: line (too fast) (on hold) (music playing) My IP Relay: (F) My IP Relay: boys town national crisis hotline how can i My IP Relay: help you qq GA ChicNStu012: Hello ChicNStu012: I think I want to kill myself ChicNStu012: I have 7 tylenols ChicNStu012: AND IM GOING TOEAT THEM ALL ChicNStu012: TO GET BACK AT MY PARENTS My IP Relay: what's going on qq okay ChicNStu012: And I SWEAR I'll eat ALL 7 OF THEM!! My IP Relay: so My IP Relay: what happened with you and your parents My IP Relay: qq and My IP Relay: where is the tylenol now qq GA ChicNStu012: The tylenol is in my pocket ChicNStu012: but what happened with my parents ChicNStu012: Is very embarassing ChicNStu012: AND I CAN'T LIVE WITH IT ChicNStu012: ITS HORRIBLE My IP Relay: okay what what happened with your parents by the way My IP Relay: my name is (confirming spelling) My IP Relay: maya My IP Relay: what's your name qq GA ChicNStu012: My name is Richard My IP Relay: hi richard richard can you agree My IP Relay: to put the tylenol that's in your pocket My IP Relay: put it away uhm can you please My IP Relay: put the tylenol away out of sight My IP Relay: because i am concerned for your My IP Relay: safety and i am glad you called My IP Relay: i'd like to talk with you about what My IP Relay: happened with your parents i understand you feel My IP Relay: embarrassed i do not need to know the specifics My IP Relay: but i would feel better if you would My IP Relay: agree to put the tylenol out of sight while we're we talk GA ChicNStu012: Okay, I placed 5 1/2 of the tylenol tablets on the other table My IP Relay: richard did you put the tylenol away My IP Relay: out of sight thanks for doing My IP Relay: that i'd like ChicNStu012: It's going to be hard to tell you what happened because it's so embarassing... ChicNStu012: But My IP Relay: all of them to be put out of sight please My IP Relay: so we can continue to talk how old My IP Relay: are you richard qq GA ChicNStu012: Ok, i placed the other ones in the refridgerator ChicNStu012: and moved the other 5 1/2 into the freezer ChicNStu012: I can't see them any longer My IP Relay: thanks My IP Relay: for doing that richard how old My IP Relay: are you qq GA ChicNStu012: I'm 14 and 3/4 My IP Relay: okay My IP Relay: richard have you attempted suicide My IP Relay: in the past qq GA ChicNStu012: Yes, one time I ran myself over with the tractor to try and kill myself ChicNStu012: but the I had forgotten to turn the blade on My IP Relay: how long ago was that richard qq GA ChicNStu012: so it just ran over me and didn't cut me at all ChicNStu012: last week My IP Relay: so this happened last week richard who do My IP Relay: you live with qq you said your My IP Relay: parents qq are you home alone now qq GA ChicNStu012: Yes I'm home alone now, and part of it happened last week, but I just found out the worst part today My IP Relay: so My IP Relay: richard when you attempted suicide last My IP Relay: week did you get help qq GA ChicNStu012: I went to the dentist ChicNStu012: if that counts ChicNStu012: to help me with my teeth My IP Relay: uhm no richard uhm i meant did My IP Relay: you get medical attention when you My IP Relay: ran yourself over with a tractor last My IP Relay: week did you get counseling qq do My IP Relay: you have a counselor or therapist qq GA ChicNStu012: no i didnt tell anyone My IP Relay: so you do not My IP Relay: have a therapist or a teacher or a My IP Relay: coach you can talk to qq GA ChicNStu012: Oh I see, you would rather me go talk to one of them instead of wasting your time... ChicNStu012: I understand ChicNStu012: Everybody rejects me I just thought that the suicide hotline wouldn't =/ ChicNStu012: But I guess you can't win 'em all My IP Relay: no richard that is not what i mean My IP Relay: by my questions i am glad you called ChicNStu012: I won't waste any more of your time My IP Relay: for help i would like to find My IP Relay: out how much support you have My IP Relay: to try to help you because you called My IP Relay: here for help which was a good choice GA ChicNStu012: oh.. ChicNStu012: Well My IP Relay: you are not wasting my time richard My IP Relay: and i would like you to stay on the My IP Relay: phone My IP Relay: to talk about why you feel everyone My IP Relay: rejects you My IP Relay: what about your good friends you My IP Relay: would not want to hurt your friends by My IP Relay: doing something to yourself GA ChicNStu012: I really don't have anyone to talk to, when I was born I was a boy, but at the age of 13 I started growing breasts. The doctor said its a very rare disease called "Transgenderism" ChicNStu012: So everyone just makes fun of me ChicNStu012: even my teachers My IP Relay: those are very difficult issues for anyone ChicNStu012: And my left breast is about twice the size of my right one My IP Relay: to go through richard and i'm ChicNStu012: So I look stupid :-( My IP Relay: sorry that people probably don't understand My IP Relay: and can be My IP Relay: hurtful at times so you know i ChicNStu012: I tried to just become a girl since I had breasts, but I still have a penis! My IP Relay: do know that people that have this My IP Relay: condition or this identity gender identity My IP Relay: issue can live successful lives so My IP Relay: i'm glad you called to get support GA ChicNStu012: But now I'm trying to be a guy, but I look like a girl with a little mustache and sideburns :-( ChicNStu012: I heard of a support group ChicNStu012: but its too far away ChicNStu012: I don't know what I'm going to do when I get older My IP Relay: and richard what does your mom My IP Relay: and dad you know how do does your mom My IP Relay: and dad support My IP Relay: you ChicNStu012: Should I be a man and have sex with woman even though I have breasts? Or should I embrace my feminism and just take it in the butt? My IP Relay: with My IP Relay: this because this condition for My IP Relay: teens is very well addressed with My IP Relay: a specialist or doctor ChicNStu012: I see My IP Relay: to help with My IP Relay: hormones or other treatments i ChicNStu012: I don't think anyone can help me =/ ChicNStu012: FUCK MY LIFE My IP Relay: will be honest with you richard ChicNStu012: I HATE ME My IP Relay: i ChicNStu012: AND I HATE MY PARENTS My IP Relay: do not understand this condition however My IP Relay: i My IP Relay: want you My IP Relay: to talk to people that My IP Relay: will help you feel My IP Relay: better about yourself it sounds My IP Relay: like this is causing My IP Relay: a ChicNStu012: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT, IM EATING THESE TYLENOL NOW! ChicNStu012: NOW! ChicNStu012: BYE My IP Relay: lot of confusion for you and My IP Relay: that can ChicNStu012: THANK YOU FOR TRYING TO HELP ME BUT BYE My IP Relay: be painful and isolating i would like My IP Relay: to offer you numbers to call for talking My IP Relay: to someone that can help you with the My IP Relay: physical part of your condition My IP Relay: as well as the emotional part My IP Relay: i'm really glad you called for help My IP Relay: this is something you can't keep to yourself My IP Relay: you need support GA My IP Relay: ... My IP Relay: ... My IP Relay: richard can i go ahead qq or is he still typing qq My IP Relay: are you still on operator qq My IP Relay: (one moment ma'am we're still waiting for the caller to respond. and as with any phone conversation it is your decision on how to continue. it has been 3 minutes of no response. i am holding for the caller) My IP Relay: i'm going to assume that you are no My IP Relay: longer on the line is that correct richard qq |
Hahahahahhaahhahahahaha. That's brilliant, I have a whole host of numbers i'm wanting to call. It is traceable though, right?
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This sounds like one of those ideas that everyone thinks sounds like a great idea until someone ends up in a lot of trouble for it.
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What's the qq and GA mean?
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I'm sure it's traceable via IP address, but as long as you aren't calling in bomb threats or school shootings I really don't think they're gonna do anything. I've been pranking people with this for years and haven't gotten in trouble. I've gotten to talk to their supervisor before but that wasn't anything intense.
I believe qq means they're asking a question, and GA means Go Ahead. (They're done talking, you can reply now) |
I'm going to get a list of Senator's office numbers and see what I can do.
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LOL good one dude.
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I tried it out on my gf's sister. Apparently it's an actual person reading this shit to the recipient and then typing it back, lol.
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Yes, it is. Sometimes a male, sometimes a female. When I was younger, my friends and I would call our cell phone while one of us typed, and if we got a chick operator we would type some FUCKED up sexual shit, just to hear the chick say it. It was so funny.
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I'm going to get somebody to say a few keywords: Pud, pudasaurus, pudtastic, pud-a-rific, brah, bruh, nukkah, schmeal, skank, skanktank, skankspanktankandwank
Oh, and exactly how do you go about doing this? |
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Oh dur, hahaha. Game on after work.
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