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Wallow 2008-12-15 07:47 PM

The Next time you think your Monday sucks, remember, you could be this guy
 
INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)

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Date: 2008-10-16, 3:29AM EDT



Hello ladies of the internet!

I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman.

Personally, I am 22 years old, my name is Perseus, I am attending U of T in the final year of my Engineering degree, and I am a little on the chubby side. I am a dedicated Green party voter and staunchly opposed to the Conversative hordes dashing themselves against the impregnable Liberal/NDP/Green keep of our fine enlightened city. I am fond of discussing philosophy and the meaning of life over a glass of wine in the 'even. As hobbies go, I am an avid gamer and enjoy delving into the myriad artistic realities of animé (the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior).

You MUST fulfill the following requirements:
- Asian
- Woman
- Aged NO MORE THAN 23
- - and NO LESS THAN 16
- Petite build. Ideally no more than 115 lbs.
- - but no 'Paris Hilton' bulimics please! I like my women with some meat on them.
- Like sushi, animé, and video games.

BONUSES include:
- Japanese heritage
- Large collection of animé and manga
- Glasses
- Interest in cosplay and roleplaying
- Traditional Ladies' education

I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/m4w/915591194.html

Kazilla 2008-12-15 08:31 PM

My only question is why were you looking up chinease male wtb love ads on Monday?

sheerx 2008-12-15 10:01 PM

Same question.

Wallow 2008-12-16 04:21 PM

I wasn't. I found this on another forum

-Spector- 2008-12-16 04:24 PM

That's actually a girl looking for another girl. LESBOS!

Wallow 2008-12-16 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perseus (Post 662984)
INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)

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Date: 2008-10-16, 3:29AM EDT

Hello ladies of the internet!

I am here today, as are you, to find the love of my life ideally. Now, I am an introspective and reflective man so over my life I've come to realise exactly what I'm looking for in my ideal woman...

...I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside.

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/m4w/915591194.html

I'm thinking a she-man 0_o

talentedhamster 2008-12-16 09:14 PM

i'm thinking 40 year old

D3V 2008-12-17 09:06 AM

i'm thinking craigslist is a bad place to pick up a date.

kyeruu 2008-12-24 12:36 AM

I'm thinking, she's fucked in the head.


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