yo momma jokes
 

ive herd a lot of good ones so post some heres one your momma is sooo dumb that she thinks the clouds are cottoncandy

Yo momma jokes are all played out man, they're just annoying, but I will add one just for a post count.

Your momma is so ugly, she has to sneak up on water just to get a drink.

Yo momma so fat, other smaller fat women orbit around her.

You're mommas so fat, she's on both side of the family.

Yo momma's so fat, when she walks outside China thinks they're having another earthquake.

Lol, yooo...

Yo Mommmas SOO fat the bitch sweats out Crisco.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a football game, she sat next to everyone.

To quote some (alright, all) from the MC Hawking song, The Dozens:

Your momma is so fat, she's got a trashbag for a sock. She's so hairy she looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.

Your momma is so ugly that her dog won't give her fleas. You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.

Your momma is so damn big, her ass affects the tide. She's so huge that on their honeymoon, your dad hired a guide.

Your momma's so damn poor, she can't even afford lice. Yo, the bitch got married 'cause she needed rice.

That's right, I'm talking about your damn momma. She's such a skank, the other night, I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in.

Your momma is so skank, she's like hot ass on a cold day. She's so poor that at McDonald's, she puts food on layaway.

Your momma is like lettuce: a quarter a head. When I said "act your age", the bitch dropped dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she hauls ass, it takes two trips. Someone tried to kiss her, but he couldn't find her lips.

Your momma's so damn ugly, Michael Jackson wants her bones. She's such a fuckin' skank, she'll give you VD through the phone.

Not too shabby! LOL