Just a slight update on job stuff
 

I love my new job, a lot. I have absolutely no complaints. Sometimes the kids can be a bit of a pain, but it's a really fun job! :)

Today I had a crying kid, whom I'd never met before, run up and hug me. I ended up reading him "Green Eggs and Ham" and it calmed him down a little. Definitely made me feel really good about myself.

Dr. Suess has some disturbing messages in it. Congratulations on the job though. One question though. Just what is the title of your job?

My title is Child Care Attendant.

And Dr. Seuss is awesome, yo.

You should tell them all the story 'My Night Last Night.'

Classic tale for children of all ages.

Classic indeed

Very classic story, made me laugh, cry, and question beliefs like no other story could.

You're a very emotionally unstable individual.

Not really, well maybe

Maybe when they're a little older. I'm sort of enjoying them thinking I'm nice and not so stupid.

Also, this little girl kept calling me "daddy." I thought it was adorable.

HAHAHAHAHAHA she fucking wish hahahahah

That made no sense.