omg i need heartless people like you to help meee
 

no seriously no joke, any ways here's how things are going

when i went to preschool i met this girl, she's always treated me shitty and stuff, but me (being retarded and all) never really stood away from her, i've always been friendly to her and never treated her like if i was a jerk, so at 1st grade we went to different schools etc.

while in my 2-7th grades i met this other girl, she's really friendly and we hanged most of the time, she eventually became my best friend, so going as things were at 9th grade i saw miss pissy back at my class, both of them got along great, but as always i was treated like shit by 1 girl and like nice by the other, when ever we hang she neither of them seem to get off my side, and if 1 goes up from the basement to get some food etc, the other one tends to ask me a lot of pretty obvious, yet flattering questions, to me anyways.

one of them goes something like this or something completely relevant to this
"what do think of natasha?" or "do you have anymore friends you could introduce me to?" and the most obvious one of them all (won my obvious sentence awards, which is mostly a chocolate crepe) "what do you like in a girl?" sometimes they even ask me if i have a girlfriend, so it's obvious both of them like me, and i don't like them the way they do towards me, i have other lady friends who i feel attracted too and some are attracted to me.

basically i'm stuck in a love triangle of sorts, i like some girls, andi don't like the girls that like me, but the girls that i like don't know that i like them at the same time the friends of the girls who i like, like me back.

im asking for some advice here, i have many choices, dunno which to pick, depending what i pick might either flourish my future, or fuck it up.

so since i know you guys are heartless,mature, and most of all neutral O_o i though i'd ask you guys for advice. (yes my i asked my dad but he wasn't hanging with girls in his time so he can't tell me and i was raised mostly by my mother so any advice she tells me i already know)

I'm not entirely sure what your question was, but I think I got the general idea. There seems to be only one logical answer in this situation.


3-way.

Take Vault Dweller's advice and run with it! :eek:

kinda left things out in the open, i'll shorten it up, i have 2 childhood friends who like me, but i have mixed feelings about it, but at the same time i like other 2 girls, but the ones who like me are those girls friends :P

This is like one of those ass-backward word problems from 7th grade math.


5-way?

sounds like your love life is even more screwed up then mine. At least i like the girl that likes me, i am just to afraid to ask her out.

Go with the 3 or 5 way though.

This thread is hilarious.

You asked for heartless, and you got it ;)

Pretend to kill yourself and then spie on the girls to see which one cries?

Except then you'd have to admit you pretended and everyone would think you were a complete ass.

yeah, spie

its 'spy' atnas.

good grammar, tends to fail in the web, it's funner to use lawl talk.....

nothing you do will ever be funny as long as you are trying to do it. it's annoying. really annoying

Yeah.. I... I... Intended the misspelling... You know... Pie? :(

oh, ok then =) can i have some pie?

Edit:

oh wait

pie is in hippie oh god

Is there pork in there? wtf?

Rhubarb and strawberry is my best guess?

Honestly bro.. You are 16 almost 17?

Just secretly have sex with all of them, trust me when I say it is highly unlikely it will work out in the long run, no matter which one you do choose. Plus there is likely going to be lots of things you will want or need to accomplish in the next decade, and I am sure many of these things will be much easier to focus on and succeed in without a dead serious relationship to attend to.

Though you really need to just do what you feel will make you happiest longest, but seriously think about future goals first.

Sure. Maybe you'll get them all pregnant.

that pie looks disgusting lol

anything i do wont' be funny if i intend to do it? well it so happens that ignorant people like yoru self dn't understand, too high stuck and can't enjoy life, i dont' care what you say about me nor what you think, the other guys aremad at me for specific and good reasons, your being a btich, gtfo