The Zombie Truck pwns you.
 

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Enter the Ford F650. A heavy-duty commercial truck. It's used to haul materials, operate utilities, and other things. Pretty badass.

Well, one time I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw an abandoned factory. Seriously. Not even joking.

So I walked up to the side of this factory and something caught my eye. A Ford F650 that had its engine, electronics, battery, and everything else destroyed and removed.
Presumably by a couple of guys who were up to no good, making trouble in my neighborhood. But I digress.

I decided to call it the Zombie Truck. Because when I saw it, it was dark out, and it was creepy as hell, yet awesome. I thought about what would happen if the truck started moving, and an idea was born.

What if the truck started moving of its own accord, unstoppable, seeking revenge on the people who destroyed it?

So thus, the Zombie Truck was born. Voodoo magic keeps it rolling without an engine, without tires, and it cannot be stopped by any means.

Fuck yeah.

Lmao dude, that's hilairious.

I wasn't aiming for "hilarious" as much as I was aiming for "awesome", but whatever.

That is the opposite of awesome.

Asplain yourself plz.

lol wut