Okay, am I fucking retarded...?
 

I can't find the NSFW forum anywhere.

It's a two step process. There is an instruction thread. You know, the one that says *READ* NSFW forum access *READ*

Why yes, yes you are.

Ah. I see.

!K_A! said I have access. Yet I have yet to find it either. I gave up a long time ago :(.

That's because you're a fucking stoner and you've fried your brain.

Read the first post in the thread Grav posted. It requires TWO things. First, you have to request to join, second, you have to click a link to get a cookie to turn it on.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

Lols my bad.

Why does it have to be all secret?+

Hush. Now!