Dave Attell
 

He fucking rules.

"The key to a healthy relationship is to always keep surprises around the corner. Here's a tip fellas: to spice up your romance, the next time your girlfriend or wife leaves the room, take a big dump in the middle of the floor. Nothing is more surprising or mysterious than a dump in the middle of the floor. And it ALWAYS starts a conversation. 'Is that what I think it is? Yeah, it IS. How the hell did it get there? You'd better hold me because I'm scared.'"

omg hahah

SYG, do you ever sleep? I work until midnight, so I'm usually awake at this hour all the time, but what's your excuse?

who said i have an excuse? im an insomniac, i stay up til 4.. maybe 5 am then sleep til 11 eat some food and do same routine everyday

Excuse was just the word I chose to use. I've been the same way for YEARS. I never used to have problems sleeping until I turned 12 or 13. Since then, I've always had problems getting any sleep at night.

It takes me 30 minuets to get to sleep but I sleep hard...

when i goto sleep it takes about 2 mins to actually be asleep, its just that i delay going to sleep for as long as possible and when i wake up i dont just lay in bed i get up as soon as i am realize im awake

Just think about that for a second.

Hola hola?

ugh sick bastard

Okay, the topic of this thread has mutated into something completely different than originally intended. Dave Attell rules. His show "Insomniac" rules.

"I'm not taking directions from a man with one tooth! I'm taking directions from a man with one leg. I'll guarantee that the man with one leg can show you the best way to get anywhere. No climbing over fences or jumping off rooftops. He'll just get you there."

dave attell sux my cack at night.

Insomniac is a great show... that and Travel Sick... great for me since my "bedtime" is 6 - 9 am.

dave attell's show blows. He's a good standup comedian though.

Travel Sick is fucking awesome. Grub is a crazy bastard. He did a sing along with a group of skinheads as one of his challenges. I didn't think he'd be able to pull it off.