How do you combat global warming?
 

Build an Ark!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

What a great idea....

In the worst case, people nearby can flock to it and live amongst a giant sea.

It's like the Bible combined with Waterworld! This only gives more credence to the underground theory that Kevin Costner is the second coming of Jesus...

I wonder how much CO2 was released making it and having people flock there.

Probably enough to make it funny.

By then it won't matter! :D

I second that, except i hope he wouldnt be a mutant. Part man part fish is just sick in my book

Shouldn't they be... doing whatever it is they do?

They might as well fight smaller battles. Like saving the whales.

We are close to making human gills a reality.

You're theory intregues me, please tell more...

I've already been cast out of the religion for violating the 5th commandment; "Speak ye not of Kevin, lest ye be smitten with lice and banished from the light".

Atonement is not a simple task...

You are theory intrigues me too.

So you mean to tell me that they have managed to make a respiratory system that can allow someone to breathe both on land and in water? Because a halfway piont wont work, in fact, it would make both water and air poisonous to you. And merely having gills doesn't let you breathe water, that's a such a big misconception that even a black mans penis can't match it in size.

This is ridiculous...they're building the ark from wood....where do you think the wood comes from...oh the hipocresy

From God, obviously!

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY WOOD GIVER!

I don't see why Greenpeace should be building an Ark, though. T'would make more sense if the Fundamentalists did it.

Lenny, I dare you to go burn it.

It will burn when the apocalypse come.

We don't need an ark...we won't die by flood, but the evil invasion the turkeys plot against us.

The Ethiopians are pleased.

I'm intrigued. Elaborate please.