Zelaron Island
 

Some of you are probably already aware that the warez-esque website The Pirate Bay has plans to buy its own country to get around copyright laws. My question is: if they can do it, why can't we?

All you guys need to do is start funneling money into my bank account at an alarming rate. Contact me for wiring information.

What's the wiring information?

Specific instructions on how you can send all of your money to me.

Yeah, I know, so post them! I need to unload lots of money...

I've still got £20 million from that bank heist in Kent last year that I co... wasn't part of. :weird:

I will not do so through insecure channels. Security reasons. To contact me for said information, you will have to write to my P.O. Box. To get the address, write to my P.O. Box.

I never thought that America had Post Offices... you learn something new everyday.

What did you figure we had? ...

Iuno... mythical winged beasties with dimensional warps around their necks that led to a central sorting office on the outskirts of Saturn?

We still have those.

Since when were you an american you asshole.

I'm pretty sure he's been American since I joined, at least.

That's what his flag on the chess site shows.

I'll donate whats in my pocket. Expect the letter in 2-8 months.