heads up
 

I was in an accident this morning. This means, my game sucks, cause my wrists and hands hurt, and I can't talk. It hurts me to talk. I will try, but chances are you cant understand me. Just letting you guys know =/

np.... get well

Hope you get better soon. You just need to like get one of those anti-bear suits that you can get hit by trees and stuff and be alright =P.

haha yea right? but will it work against an SUV? hm...

lets not test it. Hopw u feel better

ha good idea, and thanks.

imn wasted wobjna[]sodf

Actually, it would work against a SUV. They took a whole tree trunk and swung it on ropes and hit the guy in the suit and he was fine.

Trees, sledge hammers, pickup trucks, even an axe. That suit is practically in-fucking-destructible.

and why didnt i know about this when i needed it?!?

Because the suit costs a shitload of money, obviously.

so thats why im in an enourmoust amout aif pan

Translation:

I'm wasted! We only bang Jewish ninja's assholes. Suck our dick fatty!!

hahaha that works i guess

oh wait i didnt say that bobby did lmao im smart

ohhh, she's admiting to it.

shes admiting you having you kiss her ass

um... what?

exactly. i had to say something to end the madness

You ARE the madness!