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kockblocker1

2005-09-30 02:04 PM

40 Things that only happen in movies

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/feat...oviethings.htm

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17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

JRwakebord

2005-09-30 03:15 PM

31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.

Hahahahha

-Spector-

2005-09-30 03:16 PM

Funny shit

Lenny

2005-09-30 03:23 PM

They don't have the one about the fact that even when on a straight road and you're seeing the driver of the car (and the road behind), the driver will always move the wheel without needing to...

Jamesadin

2005-09-30 06:16 PM

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

Hahaha!

Paradox_Knight

2005-10-09 12:21 AM

There are probably more laws, but one wouldn't want to think about it much.

Dar_Win

2005-10-09 05:55 PM

23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

Hahahaha

S2 AM

2005-10-09 10:26 PM

8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

That is sooo true. :p

gruesomeBODY

2005-10-10 01:18 AM

funny shit well done

Lenny

2005-10-13 10:32 AM

No-one in films ever bothers to lock their car whe they get out.

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