Foreign Exchange...
 

Many words in the english language are open to misinterpretation, particularly by non-native speakers. What follows is a selection of amusin examples of alternative translations.

allotment - Full of meaning.

autocue - Traffic jam.

autonomy - I should be recognized by him.

avoidable - What a bullfighter tries to do.

baloney - Where hemlines fall.

barbecue - Waiting in line for a haircut.

bicycle - Go shopping for two wheels.

burglarize - What a crook sees with.

campaign - Backache from sleeping too long in a tent.

contest - Exam with rigged questions.

counterfeiters - Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

counter intelligence - Knowing how to knock down price tags.

control - A short, ugly prison mate.

dilate - Live long.

dogmatic - Run by canine power.

Eclipse - What a Cockney barber does for a living.

Enema - Not a friend.

Fortunate - Consumption of an expensive meal.

Gargoyle - Olive-flavoured mouthwash.

Heroes - What a guy in a boat does.

Isolate - Me not on time.

Knowledge - Nothing to stand on.

Legend - A foot.

Lymph - Walk with a lisp.

Munchkin - When Cannibals eat their family.

Nitrate - Cheaper than day rate.

Pecan - Container in which to urinate.

Protein - In favour of youth.

Relief - What trees do in the spring.

Support - Drink fortified wine.

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Taken from: "Eats, Shites and Leaves".

Enema - Not a friend.

I'll definitly agree with that one

Big fan of enema here.

Ya right, your making that up.

Here's another one I made up taxidermy: A yellow cab's skin! HAHAhAHAHAHAHAHAH OH THIS IS SO NOT FUNNY OR AMUSING IN ANY WAY!!!!

end journal!!!!

Stop with the fucking 'end journal' stuff.

End journal.

....and jou're anal.

Haha nice twist on words. I like it.

kaos - gay ox.

This thread gets an F... for fuckmoose.