Napoleon Dynamite conspiracy
 

http://ninjapirate.com/napoleon_dynamite.html

There is a pretty large conspiracy going around the internet. Apparently John Heder (star of Napoleon Dynamite) was killed in a car wreck. I was first told of this by my brother, he told me some kids at school said he died, odd, I never herard about that on the news or anything, so I google it and look at that first page, supposively Jon was heading back to his homtown or some bullshit, so I scroll back, and more people are saying that he isn't dead, it's just a rumor. So basically some asshole almost ruined my day, Napoleon is my hero.

Heard this the other day at school. Personally, I think it's fake.

Cant find anything on cnn.com or a google news search.

I don't get any good results when I search for Zimm News on google which leads me to believe that it's fake.

I heard like an hour ago that it was from food poisining lol

Right. I'm going to trust a website using a blurry picture of a random car with a fading picture of John Heder floating out of it like a bad scene from a Casper comic... Oh let's not forget Bambi in the background.

Hes not dead.

Just saw him on leno.

How? Leno is dead.

No...that was fake too.

It can't be, you're dead.

No no, You're dead!

:-( anyone gonna come to my funeral?

I'll go but I'll make sure I'm high.

Everyone has to be high at my funeral.

Works for me.

That was just one of the shitty fake sources I saw of, I first heard it from my brother.