I wanna be a stormtrooper
 

I gotta get off this planet. Tattooine is such a hell hole. Why the hell do I even bother? I ain't got no future here. I'll probably spend the rest of my life here... fixing moisture evaporaters for the townspeople, or reparing droids for pocket change. Fending off the sandpeople. Poor sandpeople. Look what they've been reduced to. I bet with a little education, and a home movement, they could have made something out of their lives. But nothing will ever get better... here in the grimy mudhole of space.

I should join the empire. I know they're evil and all, but they're a good kind of evil. Their uniforms are way cool, and they get to travel and blow stuff up. And chicks dig stormtroopers, big time. They're like... intergalactic rock stars. Stormtroopers get laid, man... but not me. If I want a little love, I gotta hitch a ride to Mos Eisley, and pay fifty cents for a Wookie prostitute... Fifty seconds of pleasure, and fifty years of regret. Wookie love is pointless. My life is pointless. I gotta get off this planet.

I hear they have set up a new recruitment/training center on Naboo. It's only a intergalactic hop skip and leap away. One good thing about Tatooine is after all since it's the farthest from Deep Core, being strong w/ the Dark Side, you've already got the jump on all those other aspring young stormtoopers. Plus they have a GREAT medical plan.

Yoda, why you bein a playa hatar?! You really know that i must confront lord vardar!

I am Yoda! Not him!

But Luke, not ready are you!

But theres a city in the clouds where they keepin my crew! A jedi's gotta do what a jedi's gotta do, so vadar, i'm coming for you!

Do not go!
I do not want to lose you, father!

Kull Warriors > Stormtroopers

Except for the fact that everything about the wetched show Stargate completely SIZUCKS!

Oh, and of course planet destroying spheres are SO in and cool right now. Puh lease!

They may not be in, but bastards that can choke you to death with their mind are in. So are guys that are older than your grandfather, who can walk everywhere with a cane one minute and then display the best lightsaber battle ever! (Well, I didn't like it all that much, but it was definitely more intense than any other. Even Vader and Luke, since Vader wears all that armor and it slows him down) Then, there's the deformed old Emperor who is like the Anti-Yoda.

Anyway, i'd rather be a Lieutenant of Kain.