Oh, that wacky Babelfish!
 

Head to the Babelfish translator. Type a random sentence and translate it from english into traditional chinese. Translate it back into english. Copy and paste it and translate it from english into portugese. Translate it back into english, and then into German, followed by translating it back into english.

Here's what I got.

Original sentence: I like pancakes!

Final-result: I taste from the roasted cake end!

Starting Phrase:

Kitties make the best pets.


Ending Phrase:

Playing marks of the complete support the better animal of attention.



Edit:

Original Phrase:

I never get tired of these threads.


Ending Phrase:

I keep it tired never in the morning these lines.

Original: School is the most pointless thing ever.

Ending: The school once was the most insignificant matter.

Original:
Masturbation is like provocation, it's only good until you realise you're only fucking yourself.

Ending:
Masturbation liked it provocation, it is has, until you carried it by you, which it must only is dying

Funny :)

Round 3!

Original Phrase:

A man with no imagination has no wings.


Ending Phrase:

A person does not have the fantasy to not the credit the wing.

I think you guys are half-assing it! You need to go english, chinese-trad, english, portugese, english, german! Then you get shit like "roasted cake end."

I did it like supposed too.

Origonal: Poop always taste bad.

End: Taste tail completely always

unfunny ...

Start: Language translators are a horrible failure and cannot be trusted to work properly.

To Chinese Traditional, back to English, to Greek, to French, to Portuguese, to English:

The linguístico translator is the frightened defeat, is incapable to trust in adequate way it turns.

Start: Working as intended.

End: Work in agreement with the enterprise

Life without music is like a journey through the desert.

-> Greek -> French (I might add, it's completely correct at this point) -> Dutch -> English -> Chinese Trad -> English -> Chinese Simp -> English -> Portugese -> French -> German -> English =

The trunk does not have the music is the seizing of the desert of the transition the course.