Funny: This should be on bash.org
 

(on the subject of physicals)

Friend: all i know is dey grab our balls
Friend: and take our blood
Some girl: hahaha
Friend: and do sum of da stupidest shit dere is no point for
Some Girl: how do they get the blood?
friend: take blood
Friend: stick aneedle in u
Some Girl: in the balls?!?
Friend: AHAHA OMG so dumb

Um...
Thanx for wasting my time, letting me read that. Next time post a warning.

That should be on bash.org. Where'd you find it?

There was a warning. Anything that should be on bash.org is inherently stupid.

A friend said it.

Right but you said it was funny.

It is. You just appear to be lacking a sense of humor at the moment.

Maybe its just cause I've dated girls who ask that kinda crap. Maybe if it was authentic. Look I can do that. This should be on bash.org

Girlfriend: I hate dry waffles
Boyfriend: Then put some butter on them
Girlfriend:No I don't want to eat all of those calories butters like pure fat.
Boyfriend:Well eat the butter cold then.
Girlfriend:Eww why?
Boyfriend: When stuff is cold, it only has half the calories.
Girlfriend:Really?
Boyfriend: You didnt know that?!
Girlfriend: OMG, No! I'm going to eat everything cold!

Yea, but this was authentic. This girl honestly had no idea what the fuck he was talking about. The girl believed that the doctors stick a needle in your nuts. I find that pretty funny.

That would hurt.

This is one of those things that is made funnier by the way people say things. That means putting it on paper (internet) cuts the funny dramatically. I could see laughing at a conversation like this though.

Nice ingenuity RS... way to stick 'em.

Ptshh. You guys are all too damned old now, and have no fun. (*Cartman voice) Screw you guys. I DO WHAT I WANT!

I got a better convo with one of my friend's friends. Well I think its better. Ill post it in a few hours.