If you could MEAT anyone
 

Who would it be?

I'd probabaly meat Emma Watson or Jenna Jameson :)

Yo momma! Oh snap!

Eh, I'd like to take a 5 foot pike and smack it across your face.

You're 12, don't post your dumbass "I'm horny, let's talk about SEHX LOLOL" threads ever again.

I have never posted that.

I have never posted that topic.

Meating somebody, is like saying " The superstar i think is hot ".

Stfu before i dip my chicken nuggets in your ranch dressing kk.

That's wierd, you fat ass.

I was thinking "meat someone" meant putting them through a meat grinder and cooking and eating them. I bet your meat would taste really good Slaynish, given that you're young and fat. If it was Grav meat vs. your meat, I'd pick yours. Here's what I'd make:

Slaynish Tacos:
1 lb. Ground Slaynish Meat
1 Taco Bell home tacos kit
1 Bowl of chopped lettuce
1 Can of Refried Beans
8 oz of Sour Cream

In a hot skillet, brown Slaynish meat until tender. Add 1 packet Taco Bell beef seasoning. Bring heat to low and stir. Open bag of tortillas from Taco Bell home kit and enjoy.

Awesome! 47qas

Why is this in general conversation?

Dunno but I think it is so more people see and slaynish has a better chance of eating someone's meat.

I'd like to "meet" Bill Gates. That way I could slit his throat, cut off his finger and gauge his eye out. Then I would be able to pass all his security threats and steal all his money.

Maaaaan you one crazy bitter nigga.

I would meat you, penny. :)

Anna Kournikova, no doubt!

Get out get out get out!

nubley

Seriously, if you wouldn't bone Anna Kournikova, you're gay.

Well..
She definitly doesnt look good in some of her pictures, but yes she's foine nicka.

Show me one picture she doesn't look good in...

She's a lot hotter than Hermione.

Yes but emma watson is 14.


Theres a picture on a wall that my friend has.

She looks hella fake in it, she looks good but she looks kind of animated..

Ghey.

Exactly. She doesn't even look like she's "developed" yet. That's the difference between us, though. I want to do someone who's considered one of the hottest women in the world, and you want to do someone who titties haven't began developing yet.


:p