The Zelaron Dating Game!
 

I think we should, for our sick amusement, match up one or two pairs of people (or.. things) we think would be perfect for each other.

I'll start:

Chruser and SmarterChild. SC has everything Christian is looking for! An online-savvy girlfriend, an easy on-off relationship with a minimum amount of commitment, and all the right answers!

or or or...


Lets match up mantralord with FLOOR TILES!

*omg* drills holes and fucks it HARD LUBE!!!

i mean..coz...they r liek hard....and i like hard......and..........they dont call teh cops....and....i can draw chruser's face on them....and make his mouth teh hole lo lo lolololol omg ^___^;;

Kidagakash and a vibrating bong, for obvious reasons.

-- Which I'll explain!

The bong of course used for smoking, with the vibrating feature obviously being used for those nights when she bruises all her high fuck-buddies (since we all know that all stoner chicks have nothing but fuck buddies, for weed loosens up the canals) with the TRIPLE-ANNIHILATION-GRABBING-OF-THE-NUTS.

Grav and Ralph Nader.

Ralph would actually bring some humor to the relationship.

Adrenachrome and Hillary Duff. How cute.

Xenn, Mantralord, KagomJack and SurrealWalking.

Nonono, drop Xenn, replace with tokill, because while I don't like him physically, I bet his young ass is nice and tight. And he does look better than slaynish and zagggon, at least.

Erm...Me and... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... oh.

I dunno xenn. XD

I've already been hooked up, with my hand. Bitches. I'm open for threesomes or more, though! ^_~

Mantralord, and Kagom...


For obvious reasons.

Mantralord and that midget from different strokes.

Grav and Raziel's mom! *OOOOOOOH ZING!*

Me and Jinx!
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Just kidding.

Insolence and my dearest buddy Brad. Cyute couple. ^.^;

I'm not gay with Brad you goochknocker :D

SurrealWaking + Salad Fingers, for obvious reasons, which I'll explain...


Oh, nope, nevermind, just mocking DFD :D

mjordan2nd and the Reverend Al Sharpton.

Grav and a mantra plushie. Oh wait, that's already happening.

Me, Kida, and Silverjinx threesome.
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not jk

1. Kida will punch you in the balls.
2. Bob is gonna put the hurt on you for that one.

1. i like it kinky
2. Bring it.