Well, I'm fucked.
 

Wednesday morning I got drug tested at school.

Tuesday evening I was tokin' up like crazy. I'm fucked.

Yikes... You are fucked.

Well, now you gotta take a different drug, and hope the two drugs you have in you kinda fight each other off...

I don't do other drugs, because those drugs are dangerous. Pot isn't.

Too bad your school doesn't see it the same way you do.

It's a fact, though. I'm not hurting anybody by smoking pot; I'm not even hurting myself. I still act/feel the same way I did before I started smoking. I still get straight A's, it doesn't make me more stupid like alcohol. It's not addicting like crack/heroine. I fail to see how it's harmful.

So whats going to happen to you once they have the results?

Why do they even have drug tests at your school? Or is this normal in the US?

What the fuck? You're school drug tests....?

You should have tainted the sample with visene or something....

Ugh. You better not get in trouble for this. Fucking whores. You should have refused, said it was an invasion of your privacy or something. Gah.

Gah, bah, what does that mean?!!!

I really don't think that is legal... Check those forms they make you and your parent sign every year. If there is nothing in them, sue their asses!

Ugh, worst of all this could get him ticketed and put on fucking probation. You're the courts BITCH when on probation.

Well, say farewell to doing drugs with ease.

Sounds like a major invasion of privacy to me, fight it man.

I would too, and I don't even smoke.

Actually when you attend school, the school basically becomes your parents. If we are talking about High School. They can search you, your locker, backpack, and or car if they want to. You basically have no rights while you are at school. There are several supreme court cases that have sided with the school.

However, if I were you Thanatos, just say you were around people that were smoking or you ate popeyseeds. These can also make you fail a drug test. Also do you know if they were testing for pot?

Drug tests check for 5 main drugs. I'm not to sure on the other 4 but one of them is pot. It doesn't even really check for thc, it checks for the metabolites thc breaks down into.

I believe poppy seeds contain opioids, not canabinoids. Tests these days wont confuse the two.

In regards to the "my friends were smoking and i was around them" defence, that doesn't really work. There is a certain amount of thc/thc byproduct that must be in your system to test positive, and since he was "tokin up like crazy", it's safe to say that he is way past that point.

(I think... this is what i remember... i read all this shit while i was stoned/smoking, so I don't know if I'm remembering this correctly)

The exact reason I dropped out of highschool.

Well he probably got tested for a sports team.....then they have the right to do it, but if it was just randomly then you need to sue!

Nah, schools can drug test their students if they have probable cause.

Any of your friends tattle tales , Thanatos?