Happy birthday Jessifer
 

Title sez it all. 20 down , how many to go?

Dude, inquiring as to the termination of the birthday girl's lifespan! Morbid way to wish a happy birthday! I'll be stealing that one, thank you.

And remember, Jess, male strippers are no different from female ones. Nobody will miss them if you cut them up with a chainsaw.

Omg she's so old... and never visits anymore :(


... or not as much as she used too.

Happy Birthday Jess! strip for zagggon keke?

Not a problem.

20 was a long year...

WTF IT's ADRENA!

So how old is she really? (In dog years?)

Ah haha, amusing. Really. But you know what's sad? The only people to actually remember my birthday thus far are people on the internet, even though they had a reminder posted. Saaad.

Anyway, I'd like to hope I have a long life left yet. Hopefully full of lots of bratty children in the future.

(Almost) any form of stippers would be nice (I'd miss them), though it's doubtful I'll get one unless I strip for myself in front of a mirror. Speaking of which...no zagggon, you would not be present for that (nor for any other instance any other day of the year).

I'd get on more if I could, but I can't. No internet connection at home. So that's that.

Dog years is multiplied by 7, isn't it? So that would make me 140, me thinks.

So thanks everyone! Thanks for making me feel young and over-appreciated! ;)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


That is sad that no one remembers your birthday :( :( :( :(


Your NOT OLD, Your just the rite age.

Feel good about yourself, ignore these assholes.

Happy b-day Jess. Have a good one. How do people NOT remember your b-day? That's very sad. *sigh*

Happy Birthday. Go kill a goat!

Happy birthday Jessifer ^.^


Have a good one.

happy birthday

Happy birthday babycakes. :)