Tyson loses
 

Damn. Tyson got knocked out in the 4th round. I guess this is the end for him. :(

He's looking forward to eating our children.

Huh, there was a fight? I thought he quit after getting owned by Lennix Lewis (sp?)

Nope. There was a fight 17 months ago which he won in 49 seconds. Then he lost this one in the 4th round.

Holy shit, are you serious? What the fuck..

Yup. He plans 6 more fights over the next two years, but he lost to a 9-1 underdog...

No, he's lying and trying to get our hopes up.

Wow, I knew about his other fights, but him losing already is ludicrous..

For some reason I'm now picture Tyson saying "ludicrous" in that high childish voice of his.

You should have heard him say "euphoric" a couple days ago in an interview.

For some reason I am now picturing Titus call my voicemail message ludicrous....

I'm picturing him calling you a fruitcake. HAHA

Give me a break. That was 2 years ago. I was 8 inches shorter, and a view octaves less manly.

Mind you, I still don't have a deep voice, but it's normal.

I still laughed like hell, I don't think that one will be dying anytime soon...

I tought Tyson was planning to get into K-1, I really hope he does because thats the BEST fighting sport ever.

Yeah, that was a rumor floating around for a while. That would be totally kick ass, but I don't know. He'd probably get owned so fucking hard.

Are you being serious?

Yeah. Really hard.

Tyson would probably kick some ass.