My assassin needs a mate.
 

Preferably one with good character. Doesn't have to be good looking, but MUST have the personality of a beserk attack, strong and firm.

She's virgin too. Jarren refused to court with her. His loss. Offer up!

What the hell are you talking about? :-\

MarijuanaIsLeet needs a fuck buddy damn it. Shes so lonely. The claws will go off for fun, don't worry!!

Well, Gheed doesn't just take you from town to town for free :\

No, that greedy fuck even overcharges for that too!

Whoops, meant to say Warriv.

Though, your asn probably has Aids, nobody wants that peice

Ahem...


Don't diss her, she'll shread you up -.-

Ahem...
MarijuanaIsleet = Drug user = gateway drug = needle share'er = HIV = evolved into aids.

She won't do anything :P

What if she gateway'd into Cocaine, or something that doesn't require a needle?

Then she'd be a crackwhore.

I don't think it's possible to be both a virgin and a crackwhore simultaneously.

Maybe she is a 'born-again' virgin. You know where women stay without sex for a year and go to this course thing, ... As seen on King of the Hill.

You're fired.

The unemployment office is now closed. GG

What if she had sex, but it wasn't consentual. (ex: she got raped) She wouldn't be a virgin. And lets say she was under the influence.

D3V your an uneducated twit, stfu your ruining my thread.

Ruining your thread? Honestly you set the bar pretty low with that first post.

So just imagine how bad it must be getting for me to consider it's status ruined.

Im sorry but even online dating for assasins doent seem to work Sov ...just get some gold and buy her a buddy from act 2-5 unless she likes the female touch you can buy her an act 1 merc.

i think this is garbage but i wont close it since its sov's

y dont u just get ur sin to fuck larzuk, hes free ".... Just look at those shoulders." -Anya

You may like the long spears the Act 2 mercenaries carry, but the Act 5 one's can thrust perfectly. It's your choice if you settle for one.