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Just applied for Walgreens. Hopefully they need a spastic enthustiastic gamer who doesn't like to work hard, and get paid alot.

Only sugar-mamas will pay for those.

True, very true.

My girlfriend beats me for playing on the computer as much as I do.

I just tell her it's my right for being her sugar-daddy, since she's unemployed. ^_^

Haha, good stuff. You know what she has to do to repay you for supporting her.....its only natural.

Lots and lots of candy?

just be a cashier who goes on constant breaks ;D A little old lady walks up with a stick of gum and some chapstick...say "Oh, sorry, too much time would be used trying to ring that up...brunch/lunch/coffee/bathroom break time!"