What NOT To Do
 

How to Lose Guide

First and foremost let me stress this is NOT a guide that you should follow the instructions on, it is only to show you what NOT to do. Basically, avoid these awful instructions and you will be one step closer to being a pro.

PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW THESE (I am not responsible for any rude or foul comments towards you if you follow these rules) RULES!!!

-Build miners very sparsely.
-Massing one unit is always very useful.
-Never scout for your opponent let them find you.
-Upgrades are a waste of money and should never be bought.
-Never build units before you tech to your desired unit.
-Don’t expand after your opponent does, it is a waste of minerals.
-Use all minerals on Stationary Defense.
-Micro/Macro management is useless, do what feels right.
-Defense units should be held in the center, not at your choke.
-Drop units at edge of your opponents’ base, crippling his economy is for later.
-Put lurkers behind your other units.
-Use lots of scouts to destroy ground units.
-Guardians are great to build against a fleet of capital ships.
-Goliaths should be at the front of your attack force.
-Long range ground units work best against tank walls.
-Never nuke the heart of the base always the edges.
-Hotkeying should never be used, it is a waste of time.
-Overlords should be clumped together behind base to be easily accessed.
-Rush with probes at the start of the match.
-One of each structure should be sufficient.
-Never let your resources hit 0.
-Build units only when being attacked.
-Micro your units when being attacked or attacking, they don’t know what they are doing.
-The best offense is a great defense.
-Scream rude comments to your allies if you don’t like them.
-Never follow the rules of the game, they are only suggestions.
-Don’t constantly build, it is best to save up minerals.
-Lastly, NEVER click on the blue diamond ore patches, especially when you have peons highlighted.

Once again let me stress, DO NOT FOLLOW THESE, unless you are in the mood to lose and be called a newb. If you avoid all of these rules you have some credibility in my book. If you wish to see what happens when I apply all of these rules, whisper me on B.net and I will play you.

You think you shouldn't micro your units... wtf?

I always go mass dragoon.....pwn

Anyone with common sence would just mass zealots with speed then. Your dragoons woudln't stand a chance. Never mass just one unit.

Although goons rape the zealots with HT on-board. Obviously "mass goons" doesn't imply you shit yourself for 20 minutes and pump NOTHING but goons. If he was being serious... then yeah...