Dante's Divine Comedy Test
 

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Where are you going?

I'm going to Purgatory.

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

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I don't believe in levels of hell or purgatory though.

good job...welcome to Purgatory, population of 2 as of now :P

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Heretic....

Fuckers

I bet all of you except maybe one couldn't even name the book this comes from.

This comes from the book Dante's Divine Comedy. It was separated by Cantos. Major separations came in three: Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso (Hell, Purgatory, Heaven/Paradise).

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 4 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fourth Level of Hell!
Fourth Level of Hell

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Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

I thought it was from "Dante's Inferno".... o_O

Dante's Inferno is apart of Dante's Divine Comedy.

There's no way you're going to purgatory, you're a fucking bisexual.

Good point. Your going to go pretty deep in hell.

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

Heh, heh.

Lol, Level 6 - The City of Dis, population = 2.


muwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

oh but I am :P

Purgatory - Very High
Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - High
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Low
Level 5 - Moderate
Level 6 - Very Low
Level 7 - Low
Level 8 - Moderate
Level 9 - Very Low

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



So is the higher number more or less punishment?

Rofl. Yeah. You're fucked!!!!! LoL!!!

yes he is...but at least it's not the 9th Level of Hell >.< That level is reserved for traitors and Judas. But it's much worse than anything in the other levels...

I analyized it more, and it looks like so far I am the most evil fuck on Zelaron. Maybe when I get there I will start at level 8, and enslave everyone there and kill Satan and take over as Numero Uno malicious one.

Satan dwells within Level 9

Or so you think.