Missing nuclear rods
 

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Northeast....ap/index.html

The word "missing" in combination with "nuclear" can never be a good thing. It's kind of like when Russia lost a bunch of suitcase nukes. Yay for them. Anyway:


Which is obviously why they lost it. Go America.

Eh, I lose nuclear rods all the time. I use them to spread my jelly on my toast. Sometimes I leave them in my pants during the laundry cycle, and then the rod is ruined so I have to go out and buy another one. Sometimes I come home from work only to find that my dog (I don't own a dog) has chewed the shit out of my newest rod! It's frustrating. I can sympathize with Captain Nuclear, who is obviously the individual featured in that enlightening CNN story. These are certainly troubled times when not even Captain Nuclear can keep track of his precious, precious rods.

Raziel! I have a suspicion you're not taking this issue seriously! Seriously, this news could effect you too. I have no idea how, but it could.

That dog that doesn't exist, is it a boy or a girl?

It's not a dog, it's a reuben sandwich.

And I don't see how this could effect me. What are the terrorists going to do, bomb a cow?

Maybe they miscounted or something O_o

Hahaha... stupid Americans.

Radioactive hamburgher.... I wonder if it's healthier than raw meat?

Technically, cooked red meat is very bad for you too, because the cooking chemically alters the meat. Just some food for though... or death.

Fuck it though, I love my ribs.