As i sit.. Card Captors/Lassie/And Flippers
 

I just finished watching card captors and oh what fun it was. That girl rides that monkey cool and has good monkey staff. Well i thought cool, i see this in real life, so i go find girl somewhere and pay her to dress like sshmore..saporka whatever the name was.
http://www.gravitywell.com/herorealm...osplay_ccs.jpg
den after i look at her i see this was not a good idea and sigh so i call my pet giraffe, who is one of the penguins friends and then it poked her with its neck poker thats on its body, the giraffe dosent like me poking his neck hard or putting my ciggarets out on it but i just laugh and poke at him more.

Here is what my giraffe would look like pillowized!
http://www11.u-page.so-net.ne.jp/xd5...sp-giraffe.jpg
He dosent like it when i poke his pillow and point at him and laugh cause he thinks the pillow is also a part of him that fell off so hes sad!

Yes i know how come i diddnt call penguin to attack, im sorry but penguin was busy. He got a job at kmart to play trumpet to elderlyhttp://www.downtowndenver.com/images...in_trumpet.gif

I hope penguin turns out job ok cause he needs job to pay for his addictive fish habit. You no belive me eh? well i know, penguins love fish , your like HAHAH i knew that your dumb for thinking me dumb. WELL WELL! he dosent have a FISH problem, he has a problem collect FISH watches for his collection he wears on flipper and beak and flipper and feat, also... on his flippers!
http://www.swatchforum.com/pictures/...dercovered.jpg

As mr.giraffe chase ugly monkey paw staff lady out of house i poke giraffe and den he lets out scream of PAIN and anger like moose in trouble when lasy saves mr.man from fire to put in barn? rember that episode? i grew up with lazy and i rode him daily to pick pickle-berrys for pie for penguins.
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery...ors/lassie.jpg Lasy stared in movies about some dog he always liked dogs thats why we called him lazy cause he was lazy when it came to not admiting he diddnt like dogs! EH EH! get it! lazy not like... no? fine

Anyway heres secret no film man tell you, lassie is really 300 year old martian puppy from planet sun, yes planet sun, they like the sun is relly martian planet with big fire shield so we no suspect anythin! thats why the spaceships never got burned when thye go close! HUH HUH HUH HUH!!!!! Thats wear hitler and elvis are when the dog abudtions happen. http://www.elettro.com/aaronloo/images/happy%20sun.jpg Thats a picture if da sun was in la driving a car but giraffe dosent like suns cause they try to copy his colors? you know? the yellow color, the one that looks kind alike giraffe. i always say no giraffe cause he ussly really dirty and hes more of a light-poopy brown? you know but he bites me anyway...

i gotta go now cause giraffe wants me to wash him and put bandaid on his neck but after that i laugh cause i pull them off and he screams more and i do it alot over over again i buy 1000 bandaids a day.

Riiiight... someone has too much time on their hands... Either or someones baked... :stoner: lol

Been so long since i did one of these! like 3 months, maybe ive lost it!

nope you just need to get people back in the rythm of the penguin style no one here has seen much of you lately so they just kind of think you are a fob but don't give up because you trully are funny but just need to get ppl used to you again

i had no clue what that was about?? can ya feel me in?? who sings that??

Wow, im a litter afraid now.. lol.

umm, yes penguin...are you still on your medication?? (jk)

that was pretty pointless

haha funny shit dude funny shit ma haha

i oneced wrote about some dude that like sprite an chikin it was fucked up man if i find it i will post \

haha that was fuking funny you had me and my friedns roling on the floor dude!!!!