what the fuck does this mean..
 

Im going through my friends deviant art websites. As usual, they are dperessed fucktards who have all this dark and dreary horeshit, spread over their website like chunky peanut butter on bread. I came across ones friend site. And this was their signature.

"you think you know me? you have no idea. i'm the junk between your toes, i'm earwax, i'm annoying, and i'm out to get you. "

What the FUCK is this supposed to mean. I am openly retarded when it comes to metaphorical comparisons, hidden messages, symbolism and the whatnot. When they said that, anyody who is good in this crap, what are they talking about.

You suck at the internet

You suck at life. Shut your mouth you stupid chink

It means that the person is trying to sound dark and dangerous, but is coming off like a rather fucked up episode of Ren and Stimpy.

I'm not sure about anyone else, but I'm not intimidated by "annoying", nor do I consider it very gloomy...

Yeah, that depresso shit is for people whose most serious problem is they ran out of Golden Grahams. I'm poor, I'm an artist, and I've been diagnosed with manic depression, but you'll never catch me screaming about how my black blood is tainted by the misery of the abyss or some such dumb shit.

Ignore it, it means nothing.

1 word: Oprah.

2 Words: Silly Puddy. :)

I am the crust in your eyes when you wake up.

I am the crap in your ass that takes ten rolls of toilet paper to clean.

I am the puss that oozes out of infected shit and pimples.

I am the jizz that makes an unexpected baby.

I am the dandruff on your Head and Shoulders.

I am the laxative that caused you to stay on the toilet for 8 hours.

I am the radiation that made you impotent.

I am the flegm in your mouth that you get when you have a bad cold, and cough alot.

I am a retard that puked on your shirt, then took off all of my clothes and raped your leg like a dog.

I AM THE IDIOT THAT TALKS IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Holy shit, i must be dark and disturbed, because i can like words together and make a sentance.

Dark, defintely not, disturbed yes. that is very distubing.

But yet, i still laughed my ass off at that. I am the crap in your ass that takes ten rolls of toilet paper. nicely said.

PS: Disturbing

ya, i think imma put that as a sig.... along with another thing... READ MY SIG!!!







EDIT: nvm, i gotta try to remember what it was that was so funny before.

This thread definitely doesn't r0xx0r...

So?????????

Thank god it's already in the Chat forum.

Are you saying silly puddy doesn't r0xx0r? My god, man. Have you lost your mind?

high five!