Its 11:47 where are your children?
 

Well if you are me or Hand of heavens parents you cuold find your kids on top of the local lame ass mall!
We just had to, I mean any 15 year old wants to go on top of a mall right, the hard part was gettin up. I had to climb a ten foot pole then jump on to a ledge so i could open the door for HoH also known as fattass who cant climb. Then we went up the fire escape to the top, on the top we got to look all over town and down skylights, and we even had to dodge a cop. God this town sucks, I mean serously that was lame.

How bout you stop tresspassing then, and eveything will be better?

Wow, you guys are badasses, and I respect that.
Honestly though... why the hell didn't you just jump off head first?

My kids are currently in my future wife's vagina.

It was something to do... Our town is soooo boring. THere is nothing to do after like 10:00, its gay.

I did that when I was like...twelve. Play some video games.

My children are in DEZ NUTZ

God... you can't even spell a four letter slang word correctly. What a fucking disgrace.

Have a Wafflehouse nearby? If so, you're set.

My kidnicks are currently little tiny eggs that are wasting away inside of my ovaries.

Anyway,


I know I didn't want to when I was 15.

If I'm not drinking a beer at that time in the night, I am probably going to the fridge (or bar) to grab one.

That's exactly (not really but close enough) what I was gonna say.

Hell yea, the IHOP here is a haven for late nighters.

A little exercise probably wouldn't have hurt anything.

11:47 is definetly not late night. I have gotten home between 4 and 5 a.m. every night this week. Now that's late night.

Maybe next time we will just have to be there, to push him.

Wow dude, harsh...

Here, Steak and Shake is for the fags that aren't professional late nighters, IHOP's are few and far between, but its all good, but the true place for 3 AM breakfast food (or a steak if u want it) is Waffle House. OMG. The hashbrowns are orgasmically delicious.

We don't wafflehouse in New Ulm :(