WoW H4x!!!!!
 

::ripped:: -Gsus


I've created a fully functional, all-inclusive hack program for the World of Warcraft Alpha, and I've taken steps to ensure it will work flawlessly with the final release. Upon release of WoW, I will make this program publicly available. Some of the included features included are:

-Godmode
-Infinite Gold
-PK Hacks that allow you to enter PvP combat with a player without consent.
-A level booster
-Spammer which can spam thousands of lines of text a second
-The ability to fly
-Insta Gib™ button which instantly slays any selected monsters or pesky GMs
-A wall hack
-Aimbot
-Anti-recoil script
-Speed hack
-Map hack
-Permanent invisibility
-The ability to freely edit your toon's stats
-The ability to unlock all spells and abilities
-The ability to complete all active quests with the click of a button
-The ability to alter the world in real time with the built in map editor
-The power to h4x teh intarweb
-The power to crash the GM's computers
-The power to unleash a horde of possibly radioactive spiders
-The ability to recieve a random item with a click of the Treasure button
-The ever-powerful ability to steal megahertz from other players
-The most sought out feature of all: 5.00 off on all backpacks from Wal-Mart

I logged onto the alpha servers to test this, and immediately had a run-in with the GM's. Fortunately for myself, I stoeleded tehre megahurts, Insta Gib™bed them, and then crashed their computers before they could do anything about me.

A screenshot showing most of the program's features and of me valiantly vanquishing Kat and GFraizer can be seen here:
http://www.royal-council.com/Forum/u...1077546844.jpg

...........Fuck that.

You deserve a cookie, but you don't get one!

Great Screenshot

Fucking awesome.

ROFL

That's the funniest Screenshot I've ever saw !

LMAO

Hang him!!!

I bet the Alpha doesn't have HALF of the cheat protection of the full game, just like the UT 2004 demo. They don't want that code leaked prematurely for this very reason.

I don't think you looked at the screenshot. Or maybe you don't have spidey senses.

Great screen shot!

You must have been playing with all the special lighting effects and shading off. You must get an UNREAL frame rate.

congratulations.You are a better artist than me.Thank you for the 5.00 off at Wal-Mart.

Request for move to either the trash or the Chat Room

Chat forum will do.

I would've expected more from Gsus but meh :(

Thanks for moving

I don't think he drew it... It's ripped.

Definitely, probably from a very talented artist over at DeviantArt

This thread makes me want to 123456789.

Me too, wait... Didn't you suggest to me to DDOS Zelaron at many occasions? Why don't you do that now? I'm bored :(

I think what you meant is why don't we* do that now.

I would but I no longer have the program, new computer, reformatted old one.

No, actually what I meant was exactly what I typed