Male genitals put inplace by robots to control our minds???????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 

Whatever it commands we do... without question. What on earth could all pubic men on earth be slaves to without so much as a plea for mercy? The answer is right under our noses and protruding from our pelvic region. The penis.

Quite obviously the works of evil robots that want us to... do something... or other.........

I'm in control here.

Cut yours off then and be free, Penny...

i feel sorry for those who are slaves to their own damn penis, it's sad and quite scary :(

First off, you don't count b/c you havent hit puberty. Second... I was kidding... and third, under the influence :p

And fourth, closed.

With your godly closing powers? Wait no

If the admins/sup mods gave a crap about the Conspiracy forum, this thread would definetely be closed.

It could be possible though..

No.