Blimpies or Subway
 

I think that subway subs are much better then blimpies. For some reason, blimpies tastes watered down and , well just downright to plain. Subway has a great variety of breads, and a tastey selection of food to put in them. What is everyone else's views on the dual of the sub francihses!!

Double Meat Sweet Onion Chicken + Extra Sauce + tomatoes +, onions + banana peppers = Holy shit good

What about Quizno's though? Quizno's is fucking good.

*spaz* Omg, A turkey sub on Italian cheese and herbs bread with American cheese and lettuce, tomatoes, green peppers, mushrooms and croutons! *faint* I want that tonight for dinner, damnit! Woo! Subway!

*spaz* Omg, a slice of bread with mayo on it!! *faint*

Eew...Mayo? Gross...I never put mayo on my subs.

And thou hath pained me deep within, ML. That comment gave me cramps.

Quiznos>Subway>Blimpies.

Dude. None of thee above. Wally's. They have BLT subs.

Lenny's Sub Shack owns all of them.

I... I can't afford pre-made sandwiches. Can barely afford sandwiches at all. *sigh*

Human meat. It's economically cheap... but expensive in a different way.

Heh heee...Sweet. I am having Subway tonight. :killgrin:

Anyone remember www.manbeef.com ? Penguin wrote a letter to his local newscasters telling them to report it.

I'd click it but it looks too much like a gay porn site URL.

blimpies?? never heard of them

there is this unknown place about 2 blocks away from here called Joyce's subs (they also make pizza)......the BEST subs ever there large is 2 times bigger than subways (the bread is a bit hard though) but very cheap
and check this out, at the left of them is a pizza hut and to the right is quizno's. and they STILL have enough business.

It was a site where you could order processed human meat from organ donor bodies.

ManBeef.com
catering to the sophisticated human meat consumer (with tongue in cheek and foot in mouth).
Category: Food and Drink Humor
www.manbeef.com/


Yes, We Have No Man Beef

From the Mailbag

Dear Guide:

My husband heard about this Website that claims to sell human beef for the connoisseur. I insist this HAS to be a hoax!

The site is extremely well thought out; they even say that they ship all beef with an extra postage-paid box "folded up" inside the package, for the customer to return bones, which are illegal to dump. They list recipes, they have price lists, they sell gourmet cooking accessories such as Wusthof Knives, All-Clad cookware and the like. They have an extensive wine list, as well as numerous other gourmet delicacies, such as La maison du Chocolat truffles, expensive olive oils and balsamic vinegars.

I don't believe the sale of human meat is legal anywhere in the world, yet they list testimonials and describe their state-of-the-art processing plant. PLEASE check it out and tell me it's a hoax.


Dear Reader:

Have no fear. It is a hoax.

ManBeef.com [snapshot of defunct site courtesy of the Internet Archive], the home page of "ManBeef International Meats, was created in January 2001. As you noted, the site purports to sell "high quality human meat" products. But, like the equally despised and controversial Bonsai Kitten Website which pretends to advocate cruelty to animals, ManBeef.com is nothing but an elaborate prank calculated to push people's emotional buttons. What could inspire more outrage than a business proudly catering to cannibals?

The site's deceptively professional veneer has left many a visitor teetering on the brink of credulity, but the simple fact is that selling "human meat" is illegal on two grounds:

It's forbidden in the U.S. (and indeed in most parts of the world) to sell human body parts for any reason.

All meat products sold in the U.S. must be inspected and graded by either the USDA or the FDA. According to a government spokesman, there is no approved use of human meat in the United States.
"Joseph Christopherson," the pseudonymous, self-styled "CEO" of ManBeef, has admitted in print that it's all a hoax, though he has yet to reveal his true identity, citing "security reasons."

What was his motivation for creating the site? "As society slowly becomes more and more jaded, it takes more to get a rise out of people," Christopherson told The Columbian (Vancouver, WA) in mid-July. "The subject of human meat was chosen because of its ability to churn the viewer's stomach and help outrage the more 'sensitive' viewers. This includes Bible thumpers."

Christopherson promises he will reveal all on the Website very soon, including the origin and history of the hoax and a sampling of the hate mail he has received.

An investigation by the FDA is reportedly underway.

Hmm, I was pretty sure I read an article on it that confirmed it was real but was trying to cover up after shutting down, or something to that extent. Sick either way.

now thats just sick!!! before you know it, you guys will talk about those nasty baby jokes !!!

and thank you K_A for telling us that this is all a hoaz because people here might get ideas O_o

SUBWAY!!!

I had a turkey sub with provalone cheese, lettuce and mayo, on an italian herbs and cheese sub, and it beat the HELL out of anything blimpies had to offer.